After number of folks had either come in wounded, or had became wounded after arriving:
Subject: Re: IC: Wolves Glen Pub - outside
From: Jeff.H jeff(AT)spundreams.net.nospam
Date: 10/13/2000 7:40 AM Eastern Daylight Time
Message-id: <MPG.1450b0bbdd93933c989ba0(AT)news.itd.umich.edu>
In article <4a0c520e88lb(AT)argonet.co.uk>, lb(AT)argonet.co.uk says...
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>Alan... Mahri! We need a hospital wing in here!
From a want-ad taken out in the Lancet, the Journal of the American Medical Association, the New England Journal of Medicine, Paradigma and across the Malkavian Madness Network...
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EMERGENCY MEDICINE PHYSICAN
Wolves Glen PubAn immediate opening is available for an emergency medicine physican, healer or psionic to join the permanent staff of a vibrant, bustling, Fianna-run alternative-drinking establishment on the edge of reality. Position involves healing combat wounds, treating the nearly-dead, Undead, and Deathless; curing injury, curse, or magic induced amnesia, helping patrons cope with previous or induced insanity, talking down homocidally crazed patrons, lending defensive fire-support when necessary, Pub maintenance and reconstruction, officiating occasional duels (Klaive, Certumen or Dragon's Ire) and general office support.
Candidates must be familiar with field combat medicine, Supernatural physiology and society, and agree not to Dominate, Ravage, Ghoul, eat, tear into tiny bits or otherwise experiment with Pub patrons unless absolutely necessary; open-mindedness, an ability to keep dark infernal secrets, the willingness to deal with insanely freaky shit three times before breakfast and Clthonic horror at least once a day, and non-allergies to fur/pixie dust are musts. Immortality, familiarity with one or more systems of True Magick, xenobiology, Investigative / interrogative techniques, advanced combat training, the Umbral Planes and preparation of mixed drinks a plus. Special consideration given to candidates who have familiarity with the maintenance of weapons, heavy machinery, advanced computers or balky semi-sentient Nutrimatic machines. Benefits include competitive pay, travel to multiple alternate dimensions, access to multiple arcane secrets of the universe, a diverse patient base, immunity to malpractice claims, really, really, -really- good accident insurance and free drinks.
The Wolves Glen Pub is an equal opportunity employer, and does not discriminate on the basis of race, sex, religion, Tribe, Clan, House, Tradition, Guild, kith, previous lives or sanity. However, please note that minions of the Wyrm, members of the Order of St. Leopold, Nephandi, Fleshcrafters, unreformed Principia magi and those actively working to overthrow the Eldraeic Empire may be at a competitive disadvantage. Please send your curriculum vitae and three reference letters care of Mahri Teras, Ahroun of the Black Fury Tribe, at the Wolves Glen Pub.
Prospective candidates will be interviewed onsite.