Subject: Re: IC: Wolves Glen Pub
From: The Grouchybeast <thegrouchybeast(AT)hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, 20 Jul 2001 14:00:30 +0100

blaze(AT)table.blackguild.NOS.PAM.com wrote:

> [OOC: I'm tempted to start a "MAKE BLOOD FAST!" scheme,
> actually...]

I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO: LOWER YOURE GENERATION **WITHIN WEEKS**!!!!!!!

I was a lowly thirteenth generation kindred, getting kicked around by the Princes enforcer's until a fourteenth generation friend sent me THIS LETTER. Now I'm an Elder and *I'M* doing the KICKING!

HERE'S *HOW*:

SEND 1 (ONE) BLOOD POINT to each of the ADDRESSES at the bottom of THIS LETTER.

Remove the address from the TOP of the LIST and add YOURE HAVEN to the bottom of the list. IMPORTANT!!!!! Do *NOT* try to CHEAT THE SYSTEM!!! Cheating the system will LOSE YOU HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!

Then send this letter to FIVE FRIENDS who are ONE (1) Generation LOWER than you.

SIT BACK and wait for the blood to POUR IN!!!!

Yeah - by now youve spotted the flaw, right? Just drinking blood won't lower youre GENERATION? HUH??!?!? So, the LAST thing you need to do is send ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS and ONE POINT of your BLOOD to ME at <address removed to protect the guilty> and I will send you a GENUINE SECRET ASSAMITE RITUAL, which will let you USE THAT BLOOD to make *YOU* the ANTIDILUVIAN youve always WANTED TO BE!!!!!

John Doe, Brujah, sent out this letter and within TWO MONTHS he was FOURTH GENERATION. Boy, is the Prince who blood hunted him SORRY NOW!!

A Dux didn't believe it would WORK FOR HIM. Now hes THIRD GENERATION and hes FOUNDED HIS OWN CLAN.

DANTE tried to CHEAT THE SYSTEM - two weeks later he was a GREASY SPOT ON THE FLOOR!! You have BEEN WARNED!!!

This scheme is totally legal and approved by the Inner Council of the Camarilla and the US Postal Service.

<Haven addresses snipped to protect the stupid>

love
Anna
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