Subject: Re: IC: Wolves Glen Pub
From: Jeff.H jeff(AT)spundreams.net.nospam
Date: 11/10/2000 5:45 PM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: <MPG.1476369a71c97e0d989bc9(AT)news.itd.umich.edu>

In article <3A0C099A.1B49D4C8(AT)hotmail.com>,
thegrouchybeast(AT)hotmail.com says...
> "Alistair J. R. Young" wrote:
>
> > Kindred medicine must be decidedly monotonous.
> >
> > "Tests show that there's blood in your blood, and your
> > blood level is much too high. Take three blood before each
> > meal, drink lots of blood, and call me immediately if any
> > traces of blood appear in your blood."
>
> You forgot the difficult bits of Kindred diagnosis, to whit:
>
> "The patient has a big wooden stick through his chest. I
> prescribe removing it."
>
> "The patient has crumbled to dust. I prescribe a dustpan
> and brush."

And let's not forget what the Kindred section on the Garou
Tribal Medical Licensure Examination (Clinical Sciences Portion)
must be like:

1. Ms. Victoria Ash is a middle-aged, well-built woman brought
unconscious to the ER with a stake impaled in her chest. Despite
this grevious injury, she is not bleeding. Her cheeks are rosy
and she looks well perfused but has no pulse and is cold to the
touch. She stinks of the Wyrm. You should

A) Kill her
B) Kill her
C) Kill her
D) Kill her
E) Get a team of hard-core, half-crazed Elder Uketna Theurges
to work her over and strip her mind clean of useful information,
then kill her

2. The best way to carry out the treatment defined in the
previous question is

A) Douse her in gasoline and strike a match
B) Drag her into a tanning booth and light-er-up
C) Grab a bone saw and go to town
D) Guns. Lots of guns.
E) Tie her up and toss her into the middle of a Wendigo Moot
with a big sign saying "Wendigo is Fenris's bitch"
strapped to her back and watch the show

...

I've been studying too much recently....

-Jeff

Subject: Re: IC: Wolves Glen Pub
From: Geoffrey Brent z2214076(AT)student.unsw.edu.NOS.PAM.au
Date: 11/11/2000 10:08 AM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: <3A0D60D2.B9EF5181(AT)student.unsw.edu.NOS.PAM.au>

Kylinn wrote:

[snip]
> You forgot:
> F) Kill her

And

G) Talk to her, discover her worldview, reconcile it with
your own, ally to fight the Wyrm and let her overcome the
Beast within herself. Then frenzy at the next full moon,
kill her, and angst about it afterwards.