Subject: Re: IC: Wolves Glen Pub
From: Alistair J. R. Young avatar-usenet(AT)arkane.demon.co.uk
Date: 01/05/2001 6:18 PM Eastern Standard Time
Message-id: <c1.2b8.2YrsTZ$2vN(AT)chloe.arkane-systems.local>

On Thu, 4 Jan 2001 19:47:47 -0600, in message
<MPG.14bee3c276fc05de989c3e(AT)news.itd.umich.edu>,
Jeff.H <jeff(AT)spundreams.net.nospam> praised Shub-Internet thus:
> In article <3a551352.35625499(AT)gizmo>, thegrouchybeast(AT)hotmail.com says...
>> On 05 Jan 2001 00:04:30 +0000, Alistair J. R. Young
>> <avatar-usenet(AT)arkane.demon.co.uk> told the tale thusly:
>> >On Thu, 04 Jan 2001 23:50:26 GMT, in message <3a550b17.33518582(AT)gizmo>,
>> >The Grouchybeast <thegrouchybeast(AT)hotmail.com> praised Shub-Internet
thus:
>>
>> >> OOC: But how much more WoD would it have been if there was
>> >> *no* whoops? The angst, the angst! :-)
>> >
>> >ooc: Yes, but she's a Garou. They're *supposed* to be a race
>> >of bloodthirsty, multiply-genocidal maniacs, right?
>>
>> OOC: Exactly, it's their lovable quirky way, isn't it?
>>
>> "We killed the good guys again? Woe, woe is us. We must atone
>> for this terrible crime by redoubling our fight for Gaia! We
>> killed the good guys again? Woe, woe, is us. We must atone
>> etc..."
>>
>> Slaughter, rinse, repeat.

> OOC: <grin> Go ahead, laugh all ya want. Ya all realize only the
> Garou can save the world?

<pvt. fraser>We're doomed! doomed!</pvt. fraser>

The Garou, essentially, need to solve one big case of temporal laggitude and some cranio-rectal inversion before they can manage to save themselves, let alone the world. (Oops, was I half in Astarial-mode just then?)

> No, I'm not explaining myself. ;-)

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> -Jeff
> <kosh> Parallels, Anomalies. </kosh>

Alistair